I CAN MOONWALK!
I look better un-naked...
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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