Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
