I hope mine doesn't look like that
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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