also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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