How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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