I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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