i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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