My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
You smell like stripper and shame
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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