Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
