You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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