what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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