i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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