I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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