he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
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