i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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