I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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