Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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