So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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