So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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