How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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