Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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