new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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