i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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