I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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