do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
smell my finger.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
This is the high leading the old right now
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Randomize
