Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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