How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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