he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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