I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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