Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
