i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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