you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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