I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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