p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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