Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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