bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Mom said you looked used
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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