none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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