I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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