Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Randomize
