Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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