If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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