I'm drive I can fine osifer
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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