Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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