gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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