he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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