i was born a porn star she said
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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