oh god the rape fog is back!
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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