they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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