Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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