yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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