she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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