are you still at the devil's house?
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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