My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Randomize
