We won't sleep together?
I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
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