Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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