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After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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