Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Damn victory sex feels great
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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