what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
