the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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