well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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