shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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