She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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